- The President has flagrantly and repeatedly conducted foreign policy.
- The President and his associates have deliberately refused to provide evidence for the impeachment inquiry, pressuring honorable members of Congress to uncomfortably revise investigated grounds of impeachment from “quid pro quo” to “extortion“ to “bribery.” Such continued presidential non-cooperation could compel even more far-reaching and laborious searches for impeachment grounds.
- By his disparaging public calls to “drain the swamp” in Washington, D.C., he has made great numbers of lifelong bureaucrats and previous political appointees feel swampy.
- Failing to first consult with Speaker Pelosi, The New York Times or Rachel Maddow, the President underwent a medical checkup ahead of schedule.
- His tie is too long.
- This President is uncouth, whereas it is agreed by virtually all sophisticates in our most important urban centers of New York, Chicago, San Francisco and Los Angeles as well as by the emerging consensus of prosperous suburbanites who have fled those cities: A president must be couth.
- By winning crucial support from many voters in the upper Midwest who had voted for Barack Obama in 2008 and 2012, the improperly elected president deeply disappointed President Obama in 2016.
- The President’s bleached blonde hair manifestly mocked his opponent in the 2016 election.
- The President’s incorrect language and policies have put the respected journalists of The View at risk of strokes, laryngitis, and exploding heads.
- He has tweeted often and verbosely for that medium, and is inferentially responsible for Twitter’s limit of 140 characters per tweet being raised to 280. And he refuses to shut up.
- The President eats McDonald’s food but doesn’t drink alcohol, thereby sending mixed signals and causing confusion among millions of Americans with bad habits.
- He is President.