Original Pitches, Arguable Calls
My fellow Americans, I am honored to speak to you today. Not a joke. Not a joke. Because April 1st is the fiftieth anniversary, I believe, of the heroic march on the bridge in Selma, Alabama, which brave Americans defended against civil rights opponents and other Republicans — who are my friends, although the wrong…
Democrats Government Workers — The most deeply motivated Democratic Party bloc includes people who work for any level of government, or work sometimes, or once served as a county’s Assistant Administrator of General Assistance, or were given a government-related job by a brother-in-law, or prefer not to worry about getting fired, or like not having…