- Here at GoliathWireless our first priority is the safety of our customers, our employees, and people who complain about our cell phone towers. Our President and founder Sterling Opulent, Jr. wants you to know that the entire GoliathWireless organization is dedicated to keeping you safe. During this challenging time, it’s especially important that our valued friends and neighbors never try to present a cell phone tower complaint at one of our offices, all of which are temporarily closed for everyone’s safety. Stay home. Stay safe. Stay with GoliathWireless.
- In this time of anxiety and uncertainty, who can you count on for high-quality yet high-value carpets installed by professionals who will never breathe on you? At Carpet Country, we’re the answer — every day! Call now so we can schedule a virtually virtual installation expertly performed by professionals who, always equipped with a reliable snorkel, are immersed in disinfectant for ten minutes before each job. Carpet Country. Our only standard more important than premium carpets . . . is premium safety.
- Everyone in the Backwater Battling Muskrats organization wants to thank our fans for their loyalty during this time of “ballgame called on account of breathing.” Your Muskrats are as anxious as you are to get back to Extra Caffeine Mountain Dew Field for some fastballs with mustard and hotdogs with relish. And all the Muskrats appreciate your patience on season ticket refunds. Hey, $75 is as important to their families as it is to yours. The Muskrats are just like you. Safe at home!
- We know you’re concerned. And we know that, in this time when the odds might look bad, having your online poker needs unmet can only make things worse. That’s why Winning Hand Online Poker is still open for business round-the-clock, round-the-map. We’ve not only worked to limit our website crashes when you have a good hand, we’ve also added extra Customer Service Specialists in the crucial midnight to six a.m. hours. Winning Hand Online Poker. You won’t have to worry about a fair deal . . . or leaving home to play poker.
- (SOFT, SENSITIVE PIANO MUSIC) You don’t know where to turn. You don’t know whose job is safe. Well, we’ll tell you whose job is safe. Ours. We’re the National Federation of Municipal and County Property Tax Professionals. And all of us at the NFMCPTP want you to know that you can count on us. Some of us are working at home, some of us go to the office now and then, but all of us are still working hard at a job that’s more important now than ever: making sure your property tax bill is accurately updated and ready to deliver. The NFMCPTP wants you to stay safe. Boy, do we want you to stay safe.