If elected President, Joe Biden’s unique rhetorical style — somewhere between Jack Klugman and Keith Richards — should provide America some fascinating off-the-cuff comments.
A President Biden could have lots to tell us, assuming he receives daily briefings from Vice-President Harris.
Just imagine the dramatic news flashes we might experience:
Biden criticizes Chief Justice Burger
White House basement renovation expedited
President open to immigration from other planets
Our two most recent presidents had lackluster signature phrases. President Obama was all-time champ of the first-person pronoun. President Trump’s favorite has been “Believe me!” It would be more entertaining to keep hearing President Biden’s irate effort to sound hip, “C’mon, man!”
Most younger people have never seen the inspired performances of Professor Irwin Corey, “The World’s Foremost Authority,” but anyone can still enjoy videos of him on YouTube. Check them out and you’ll be prepared for the foggy adventure of a Biden presidency.
Presidents tend to influence America’s cultural character. The 2020s might become our Decade Of The Nap.
Enjoy it while you can.