Original Pitches, Arguable Calls
WHAT THEY SAY WHAT IT MEANS The economy is strong. Really, don’t worry, this is totally different from the Carter administration. That’s taken out of context. Biden tried to talk extemporaneously. She was speaking from the heart. Harris tried to talk extemporaneously. Sanctuary city Sanctuary city . . ….
As the midterm elections approach, the career prospects of anxious political consultants hang on many television commercials with creepy photos, ominous music, and near-infinite broadcast budgets. Also at issue: whether the federal government remains largely controlled by the Democratic Party, which has overseen many interesting changes to law enforcement, the economy, and civil society over…
Above is an unretouched 1963 photo of the original Ronald McDonald. The strangely jovial Ronald there is portrayed by — actually was created by — Willard Scott, who would later gain fame as a strangely jovial NBC weatherman. From Tiny Tim and Pee-Wee Herman to the Kardashians and Stephen Colbert, showbiz has never had a shortage…
. . . marched in favor of free speech . . . were opposed to authoritarian government . . . favored prosecuting dangerous criminals (rather than putting them back on the streets to promote “social justice”) . . . recognized that socialist agendas in Cuba, South America, Vermont and elsewhere were not “progressive” for mankind…
The propaganda promoted daily during the era of Covid mandates wasn’t one of science. It was one of belief. It could be called a gospel of “The Church of Scientism.”
a man. And please don’t patronize us by trying to spruce up our man caves with “tasteful decor.” If we like neon signs, we like neon signs.
Nice vacations are a right, not a privilege. With the passage of “Build Back Even Better, Really, Honest,” every family with an annual income of less than $200,000 will receive a two week all-expenses-paid vacation in the Ozarks or four weeks on the Jersey Shore. Your host: President Joe Biden. A national lottery grand prize…
It’ll be easy. Hey, the disco era was better than 2021. President Biden will propose his administration’s same ruinous 2021 policies as if they are bright new 2022 ideas, failing to remember they were already implemented. Nice comic relief. The enthusiasm of powerful Democrats for open borders will suddenly disappear when the wrong people start…
Over the past decade, tycoon Democrat George Soros has backed candidates for criminal justice positions from New York to Los Angeles. Soros candidates usually win because the sums he puts up are unusually princely for such races. In the 2016 election cycle alone, he spent $11 million on 12 District Attorney races. He can afford…
🎶 🎶 Their Paint-By-Hunter pitchingIs lobbyist bewitching,The spooky bribes enrichingThe Biden Family And Joe is taking ordersFrom fans of open bordersWhile watching hours of “Hoarders”The Biden Family [snap snap] Uh-oh![snap snap] He’s slow!🎶 [snap snap] Hide Joe! America is ailingWith socialists prevailing,But CNN is hailingThe Biiiii-den Fa-mi-ly[snap snap]